病みつきになる心霊現象ドッキリ！__本当にあった話

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今日は、
悪趣味なM君が考えたドッキリを
紹介します。
最後まで素晴らしい演技で
乗り切ったM君自身（28歳）
からお話を聞きましょう。

　人を怖がらせるのは、かなり面白いね。今回は会社の先輩がターゲットだ。残業で会社を出るのが遅くなり、会社の駐車場まで先輩と一緒に歩いた。幽霊の話をしながら、俺の計画通りにドッキリを進めたんだ。俺は「こんな話はやめたほうがいいのかなぁ。霊に興味を持ったりすると、霊の方からよってくるって聞いたことがある。俺さぁ、霊感が強くて、霊媒体質なんだよなぁ。これってかなりつらいんだぜ」などという嘘話をしながら歩いた。駐車場が近づいたところで、俺は小走りして早めに車に到着した。先輩の車は俺の隣だ。ワクワクしてきた。あらかじめ、先輩の車にはある仕掛けをしておいたんだ。先輩の車には結構ほこりがついていたので、俺の手の平でベタベタに手の跡をつけておいた。先に車に到着した俺は、先輩が車の鍵を開けたことを確認すると、「おい、ちょっと待て、何か感じる。ほら、そこに男が立っている。やばい、今日はたくさん来ている」などと言い、迫真の演技で顔をぴくつかせてみた。かなり悪趣味だろ？　これが最高に面白いんだよ。楽しすぎる！　先輩は腰を抜かして、地面にへたり込み、「俺、今日は運転できない。帰れないよ。ど、どうしたらいいんだ」と泣きそうな声を押し殺して、目が車についた手形に釘付けになっていたんだ。そこでネタばらし。先輩が帰りに事故らないようにね。俺は霊感なんてないっす、ごめんちゃい、というと、めっちゃ怒られましたわ。

エッセイ・随筆ランキング

Addictive Paranormal Prank Shows! — True Stories That Actually Happened

Scaring people is pretty fun. This time, my target was a senior coworker at my company. We left the office late due to overtime and walked together to the company parking lot. While talking about ghosts, I proceeded with my prank just as planned. I walked along while telling lies like, "Maybe we shouldn't talk about this. I've heard that if you get interested in ghosts, they start coming toward you. You know, I have a strong sixth sense and a mediumistic constitution. It’s actually really tough."

As we approached the parking lot, I jogged ahead and arrived at my car early. My senior's car was next to mine. I started getting excited. I had set up a little trick on his car beforehand. Since his car was quite dusty, I had patted it with my palms to leave a bunch of handprints all over it.

Arriving at the cars first, I waited until I confirmed he unlocked his car, and then said, "Hey, wait a second. I feel something. Look, there's a man standing right there. Oh no, a lot of them are here today," twitching my face with a realistic acting performance. Pretty malicious, right? But this is the most entertaining part. It's too much fun! My senior lost his strength, slumped to the ground, and suppressed a tearful voice, saying, "I can't drive today. I can't go home. W-what should I do?" His eyes were glued to the handprints on his car.

That's when I revealed the prank, so he wouldn't get into an accident on his way home. When I said, "I don't actually have a sixth sense at all, sowwy!" he got incredibly mad at me.

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